1) Pilot Opening Title (0.31)
2) Meaning of Brunch (Excerpt) (0.40)
3) That's What I Wish (1.17)
4) On My Vagina (Excerpt) (0.12)
5) Doody Song (0.38)
6) Batteries (Excerpt) (1.31)
7) Jay Holocaust (Excerpt) (0.10)
8) Poop Song (0.32)
9) Shoemaker's Son Has Barefeet (Excerpt) (0.28)
10) Head Off My Titties Bitch (Excerpt) (0.06)
11) Abortion Speech (Excerpt) (1.00)
12) Gift of the Magi (Excerpt) (0.51)
13) Blankets (Excerpt) (0.32)
14) Humanitarian Song (0.58)
15) A Vagina Like Cat Stevens' Face (Excerpt) (0.43)
16) Ghost Bathroom 1 (Excerpt) (0.28)
17) Ghost Bathroom 2 (Excerpt) (0.41)
18) Blood Test (Excerpt) (0.30)
19) Aids Ballad (0.42)
20) Mouth Veins Tushy Vagina (Excerpt) (1.40)
21) Aids Psa (Excerpt) (0.33)
22) Man On the Moon (Excerpt) (0.21)
23) Lochness Animation (Excerpt) (1.12)
24) Lesbian Song (1.53)
25) God Love (Excerpt) (0.38)
26) God Is Al Gore (Excerpt) (0.40)
27) What You're Doin' Is Murder (0.31)
28) Three Abortions (Excerpt) (0.56)
29) Sarah Takes the Stand (Excerpt) (1.10)
30) Farts Got Into a Fight (Excerpt) (0.12)
31) Danger to Pets (Excerpt) (0.36)
32) Very Special Lady (Excerpt) (0.32)
33) Mini Coffee White Dog Poo (Excerpt) (0.08)
34) Le Blanc Doodie (0.41)
35) Stole Your Mother's Boob Bones (Excerpt) (1.32)
36) Cookie Party Theme Song (0.12)
37) Stencil and Sarah Backstage at Cookie Party (Excerpt) (1.18)
38) Charge of the Nerds (1.18)
39) Dude, I Hate Politics (Excerpt) (0.24)
40) Spukowski High School (Excerpt) (0.45)
41) Oh Happy Day (1.39)
42) Trimming Your Bush (Excerpt) (1.03)
43) Having No Friends (0.31)
44) Would You Like to See My Pwootheh (Excerpt) (0.31)
45) Making New Friends (0.38)
46) Look Here Old Lady (Excerpt) (0.42)
47) That's Been Done (Excerpt) (0.48)
48) That's Been Done Song (0.45)
49) Face Off (Excerpt) (0.59)
50) Juicy Groins (Excerpt) (0.19)
51) Lost Dog Song (0.33)
52) Mystery's Over (Excerpt) (0.22)
53) Believe in Dreams 1 (0.37)
54) Believe in Dreams 2 (1.02)
55) Stuff You and Put You in a Glass Box (Excerpt) (0.17)
56) Apple Pickin' Song (0.28)
57) Miami Device (Excerpt) (0.46)
58) Three Different Sizes (0.32)
59) Stella Dialogue (Excerpt) (0.35)
60) Dry Sheets, Ice Cream, Jellybeans (0.41)
61) High It's Sarah (Excerpt) (0.13)
62) Will We Eat Each Other's Doodies (1.13)
63) Sarah Outs Steve (Excerpt) (0.46)
64) Brian's Spukowski's (Excerpt) (0.15)
65) Free to Be Me and Me (0.52)
66) Valley Village Medical Files (Excerpt) (0.37)
67) Glad You Hurt Your Hand (0.46)
68) Glad I Hurt My Hand (1.07)
69) Pornstore Blowhole (Excerpt) (1.17)
70) Wooden Mittens Dialogue (Excerpt) (0.28)
71) Wooden Mittens Song (1.05)
72) Patrick Pillows' the Very Silly End (Excerpt) (0.22)
73) Good Van Patton, Gonna Be Bad (Excerpt) (1.45)
74) Worst Possible Time to Be Haunted (Excerpt) (0.23)
75) Necks, Necks, Necks (0.32)
76) Jingles (Excerpt) (1.15)
77) Brian and Steve Switch Bodies (Excerpt) (0.51)
78) Make a Difference, May Kadoody (1.07)