William Shakespeare's Brexit - Boris Starling

BORIS JOHNSON:To leave or not to leave, that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to sufferThe slings and arrows of outrag'd Remainers,Or to take arms against a sea of Leavers,And by opposing end them? To leave, to stay,No more; and by leaving to say we endThe EU, and the thousand petty rulesThat we adhere to, - 'tis a consummationDevoutly to be wish'd. To stay, to leave; To stay, perchance to leave: ay, there's the rub;For in that move to leave what dreams may come,When we have shuffl'd off this Brussels yoke...'This
is our story. All Brexit's a stage, and all the men and women merely
players...' Written by the Bard himself, with a little help from
novelist Boris Starling, this wonderful 'comedy of errors'
retells the tragic story of the UK's acrimonious break from the EU,
written in wonderful iambic pentameter. A story of cynical
electioneering and poisoned political scheming, featuring the likes of
Boris Johnson, Theresa May and David Cameron, this is a most original
take of the defining event of our time - and the perfect satire for
anyone interested in politics, humour, or even a little bit of Am-dram.

Boris Starling is an award-winning novelist, screenwriter and journalist. The writer of the bestselling series Haynes Explains which has sold over 500,000 copies. Boris has also written Sunday Times and New York Times bestselling novels and created the BBC1 series Messiah which ran for five seasons. Before becoming a full-time writer, he worked for an international consultancy specialising in political risk assessment, confidential investigations and kidnap negotiation. He lives in Dorset with his wife, children, dogs and a constantly fluctuating number of chickens and ducks.
 
William Shakespeare is a world-renowned poet and playwright and has written over 35 plays which are performed all around the world. He's considered to be one of the most important literary figures in the English language and William Shakespeare's Brexit will no doubt be named as one of his greatest works.